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| Once you have opened this bulletin, there's no turning back. Below are
true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35
years ago by an astrologist predictionist. Read your sign, then repost
this in a new bulletin with your zodiac sign and label, or you'll get
bad luck for the number of years stated in your sign description. This
is real shit, try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice is
having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning - and it only gets
worse from there.
CAPRICORN: The passionate Lover
Love to
bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irrestible,
awesome kisser. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always
gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. Very sexy. Coolest.
Loves to own Gemini's in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Loves to
be your first. So you'll never forget. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if
you do not repost.
VIRGO: The Virgin
Dominant in
relationships. Sexy. Someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always
wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Poetic.
Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget Love at first sight. Everything
you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness. 7
years of bad luck if you do not repost.
SCORPIO: The sex addict
Can
be mean. EXTREMELY sexy.. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most
erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want.
Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships.
Talkative. The sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if
you do not repost.
LIBRA: The best lover
Very pretty. Very
romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind.
Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you
will ever meet! Amazing n Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? not the
kind of person you wanna #### with... u might end up crying...the most
rresistible. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
ARIES: The Animal in bed
Outgoing.
Lovable. Spontanious. Not one to #### with. U will definitely end up
crying. Erotic. Funny. Take you on trips to the moon in bed. Excellent
kisser. EXTREMELY sexy. Loves being in long relationships.=) Addictive.
Loud. Best in bed. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
AQUARIUS: Does it in the water
Trustworthy.
Sexy. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term
relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your
expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. Amazing
in bed, THE BEST LOVERS BETTER THAN EVERYONE! 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
GEMINI: Does Twosomes
Nice.
Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed. Lover not a
fighter, but will still knock you the #### out. Trustworthy. Always
happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has
a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. ULTRA SEXY. THE MOST IRRESISTABLE.
9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
LEO: The Lion in bed
Great
talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is
really good at. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth.
Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships.
Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years
of bad luck if you do not repost.
CANCER: The Cutie
MOST
AMAZING KISSER. Very high ### appeal. Great in bed!!! Love is one of a
kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely
creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak in bed. Spontaneous.
Great tellin stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if
it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad
luck if you do not repost.
TAURUS: The Tramp
Aggressive.
Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long relationships.=] Likes
to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Sexy as
....... Loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding kisser. Very
funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn. Sexual ......... Most caring
person you will ever meet! One of a kind. Not one to #### with. Are the
most sexiest people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
SAGITTARIUS: The Sexy one Spontaneous.
Horny.
Freak in Bed. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being
in long relationships. The one. So much love to give. Not one to mess
with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their
Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness.
Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in Bed..!!! Did I say
Amazing in Bed? Not the kind of person you wanna #### with you might
end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not pass this on.
PISCES: The Piece of ass
Caring
and kind. Smart.. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very high ###
appeal. Has the last word. The best to find, hardest to keep. Fun to be
around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird but in a good way. Super
good in bed. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. A partner for life.
Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly,
fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost. | | |
| | Your Love Life is Like Titanic |  "Promise me you'll survive. That you won't give up, no matter what happens, no matter how hopeless."
You think that you only really have one true love in your life. And that you better do anything and everything to be with that person.
You tend to be very nostalgic about past loves that didn't work out. There are many secret feelings that you keep to yourself.
Your love style: Deep and emotional
Your Hollywood Ending Will Be: Bittersweet |
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| There's no reason to cry when you're drowning yourself in tears tonight No it's not right, yeahhhhh Don't walk awayy babyyyy, gotta heear me say, im sorry | | |
| Note to self : you're the dumbest girl in the whole world. | | |
| this thing called life. i dont have words anymore. zero. all gone. even dying in my dreams. | | |
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